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Pablo Genoves

Title
Superconectores, 2011

Methacrylate on C print

40 x 60 cm

Winning Bid

Extra virgin olive oil from my olive trees for one whole year and organic vegetables from my garden (potatoes, lettuces, onions, cucumbers, beans, chards, etc.) for one whole year as well. Home del

Barter History

-A home-cooked dinner and a week-end in my Barcelona apartment, 50m. off the beach including two Bicing cards and clean bedsheets for 4 people
-Ten lessons of sol-fa and piano introduction Chalet in Zarzalejo (near Madrid) for a weekend, guided trip, a dinner and good wine
-Two weeks in a new and fully equipped flat in Valencia, two minutes walk to the beach
-Personalized cooking lessons
-A dinner with candles and good wine
 -Any of the things you've been offered before, or all of them, in miniature
-Administer your blog, website and any other digital media you use for your promotion
-An air bed and a delicious cocktail to ease your shipwreck
-A short story inspired in your piece
 -An underwater camera so that you can invert the perspective
 -Trip to La Vera (Extremadura), lunch and dinner in a typical restaurant
-A dinner in Ten Con Ten restaurant in Madrid
-Celebrate an event in the forest garden, Arte Ego, LABoral Centro de Arte, Gijón -One of my pieces (Alberto de las Heras)
-Your website design (host and domain included)
-A "pintxos" tour in San Sebastian
-Weekend stay for two people in a house by the sea in Ibiza
-I'll do 5-6 tasks in Madrid for you (my time): administrative tasks (bank, town hall, compulsory vehicle inspection, errands,…) -The book that taught me how to love myself the way I am
-Six beautiful mops -Consulting and advising on how to plan, design and build your house, taking into account bioclimatic, passive and sustainable aspects. A zero-energy and zero-carbon house. An ecological house -It would be great to finish my pilot course doing a collaboration with you. You could take pictures from different heights and angles in the countryside, so you can tell they're not taken from a balcony. I'll invite you and your friends to talk about the project to my 400ha estate, we'll eat gazpacho and cheese and a good wine. PD. I offer the possibility of accomplishing any of the other bids that you get that you like additionally to mine.
-Accommodation in Milan for a weekend
-Weekend tour in Hátiva (rice "a banda" included) -Italian dinner, whatever you want, cooked by an Italian living in Madrid
-The drawing of a fairy done by my daughters
-Caricature by Amenofis (Rafa Uría), one of the best living caricaturists and a great conversationalist
-An excellent home-made stew at home, with a good Ribera del Duero wine and home-made crème caramel for dessert -5 coaching sessions if you're blocked and you're not a Superman
-Private dinner. Starters: mussel delight on toast with Cullera tomato and AliOli of purple garlic. Fresh hacke with Mota garlic, olive oil and pil-pil. Main dish: ox fillet steak with Himalaya salt. Desserts: home-made icecream of Cuban mojito. Wines: Albariño Fillaboa and Ribera del Duero (Pesquera reserva). Colombian coffee. Drinks and good company.
-Weekend on a boat in the Galician ias Baixas. We'll show you virgin islands, inaccessible coves, the
-Atlantic Islands natural parc, we'll eat and have dinner in old marine taverns, taste local fish and shellfish, we'll snorkel, we'll sleep under the moonlight in really beautiful anchorages; all this in the company of a family who is in love with those places.
-Oil painting on board done by myself
-Embroided handkerchief, made in bobbin lace
-10 bottles of extra virgin olive oil from the thousand-year-old olive trees in La Senia
-Tasting dinner at your place for 10 people (I buy delicatessen and take care of the service). Doesn't matter where as long as it's Europe
-Greek sculptures -A dinner in my terrace (nice views and a swimming pool) for two. You won't be disappointed
-A Canadian tent and camping accessories
-3 options: a) French or English lessons (qualified teachers) b) weekend in a beautiful rural house in Burgos c) excellent guided tour to Paris in a pale blue Renault
-Octopus-based meal in a typical house in Pontevedra, including wine, desserts, fiesta… Trip to Pontevedra included, and a good company (I'm very much fun) A daikiri that can make you as dizzy as diving in time, in water and in your image
-Five French lessons by a native
 -Foot reflexology session and a delicious king prawn cake
-One single-line portrait of you like the ones on Proyecto Limón -Any of my photos, to choose from Fcuencadiaz's Photostream , printed up to 30x40cm. in museum quality, black and white -Extra virgin olive oil from my olive trees for one whole year and organic vegetables from my garden (potatoes, lettuces, onions, cucumbers, beans, chards, etc.) for one whole year as well. Home delivery
-The design of the last project I did in the school of architecture: a Thalassotherapy Centre in Venice
-Copy of my book "Fundamentos para la proyectación de los objetos en las playas de Cancún México"
-Time travel
-Open-air photoshooting
-A dinner and a hug
-Photo taken by myself showing Madrid at dawn
-Design of your website (simple site, no e-commerce)
-Promoting you on Facebook, maintaining your profile during a month
-Lessons (at least 10 hours) on cardboard and paper constructions: making furniture, sculptures, etc.
-Guided tour to Los Gurruminos paper museum
-3 pieces from any of my collections: cross-stitch, miniature vitra chairs, Hummel figures, silver miniature figures, etc.
-15 days in an apartment by the beach in Vera (Almería), anytime in the year
-Personalized papier maché caricature
 -Personal shopper advising
 -One full day guided tour in Barco de Ávila including transportation, home-made meal ant guide (from Madrid), my house will also be available if you want to rest
-A cuddly toy of mine
-My eternal friendship
-I'll walk your dog or take care of your baby for a month in the afternoons between Monday and Friday
-Graphic design of an ad
-The lamp I made out of an ostrich egg
-Hand-made illustrated map of Madrid city center, which includes my 30 favorite spots
-12 bottles of home-made eco Albariño wine from my father and 4 bottles of home-made orujo from Galicia
-Exotic guided tour in a genuine and authentic shared flat in Madrid
-My plant Matilde, the longest-living plant that I know of, she's been giving me her art for more than 10 years
-Guided tour in the Prado Museum
-Design of any architectural project you may need (I'm an unemployed graduate)
-Take part in a spontaneous theater company -Bach flower therapy during a year (one monthly session)
-Guided tour to the sanctuaries and religious icons in Rias Baixas
-Piece from the '97 entitled "Ouka Leele y Cindy Sherman: ¿la fotografía como parodia de la pintura?", showing an interview with Ouka Leele that took place in the Casa de Campo. Signed by the author
-Modeling for you
-Sightseeing or party weekend in Toledo or Granada Lomography fisheye camera (brand new, wrapped as a present)
-One of my paintings (I'm an artist), an exhibition in Madrid, a few days stay in my apartment in Madrid or English lessons
-After your house's flood, I'll design a new home for you (I'm an architect)
-Guided tour in Prague, a few home repairs or Czech meal / lessons
-A song
-Ideas to renew your house
-3 economy lessons guaranteed results
-I offer a painting of myself, a joke
-Flight ticket to Venice
-100 colour skull-shaped cookies
-I'll dedicate my new book (on the poetry of Sor Juana Inés de la Cruz) to you, it will be published in November by Nostra
-A book with my drawings
-A spiral and a flower drawn using a compass
-Three years free respiratory medicine visits
-Collection of 30 photographs from artists of the first half of the XXth century. Most of them are signed
-Collection of 10 UN golden medals, 14 grams each, all of them different from each other
-Collection of six books on navigation in English, each encrusted with a 40gr. silver medal
-Collection of 12 commemorative envelopes and stamps, each envelope encrusted with a 20gr. silver medal
 -Lot of 13 silver wedding coins, all of them different
-Brand new e-book with more than 100 books, memory stick with more than 1000 books
-4 framed photographs of New York. I took them with a Leica between 2009 and 2011
-Documentary film by Frederic Rossif on George Mathieu. Rare and hard to find
-Economy lessons. I'll explain you the financial crisis with documentaries and bibliography
-Concert of Bartok by Stokouski. CD DVD audio with three versions stereo and two hi-fidelity audio transcriptions of the 35mm master
-A copy of the book "A kind of rapture" by Robert Bergman
-Original CD with transcription of the Blade Runner soundtrack. Very limited and rare edition
-Very rare copy of the book Winogrand, published in 1964
-Copy of the book "McLean Street" of the Turnley brothers, signed
-Signed copy of the book of Elliot Erwitt -A bicycle and a ride in the mountains around Collado-Villalba (Madrid)
-Magnificent photograph from my Robert Capa collection
 -Guided visit to Las Meninas and Las Hilanderas from Velázquez in the Prado Museum
-Being your assistant for 6 months -Browni camera from the 60's (American)
-Publicity on my blog, a visit to Reina Sofia Museum and tour around Madrid
-A descriptive artistic text about what your work inspires
-A story in which you'll be the main character. Other elements that will appear: a terrasse, champagne rosé, luxury, adventures, lots of art and intellect Collection of real size reproductions of old guns, with authenticity certificates
-Fresh flowers once a month for a year -An afternoon eating tapas with my friends in Alcalá de Henares
-I'll show you places in Madrid that few people know. If you live abroad, you can sleep in my humble house in Argüelles
-A Geisha that you can place wherever you want, and the best chocolate cake in the world
-I'll take you to beautiful places in Madrid of which no one took photos before -Spanish lessons (speaking, reading and writing properly. I'm a professional teacher
-I'll write a poem or short story for each painting / photograph / sculpture that you produce during a year, until July 2012
-Homemade dinner: mushroom risotto, duck with potatoes and blueberry sauce and tiramisu
-Three days use of a fully electric car, motorcycle or bicycle and check and maintenance of a car during six months
-A short poem -15 liters extra virgin olive oil Fuente de la Peña from Jaén
-1. Personality study through psychographic process 2. Individual training to speak in public (10 hours, two teachers) 3. Something so that you can relax and enjoy pleasures: rice with seafood for 4 people with tasting of wines from La Mancha
-A unique and personal poem that only you can read
 -I'll draw your genetic profile using and taken from your salive
-The first cup that I won in football when I was 6
-My full collection of Sponge Bob picture cards -it took very long to complete

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