Cocktail party all expenses paid for 75 to 100 guests with alcohol food and waitstaff (value $15,000). (Conviviumcatering.com)
more oysters than the guy above could ever offer
2 standing tickets to the Sothebys Man contemporary Art Evening sale plus free subscriptions to any Sothebys catalogue for a year
Dinner for 12 in Chelsea loft cooked by Eddie Brannan
3 months of free PR
the chance to make anything go viral on the internet and 1 apple pie
accompany me and family on our yearly trip to ecuador in feb 2011
A kiss to the artist on his/her face
free european exposure blend, glamcult, i love fake magazine
contractually obliged to take care of all your writing/editorial needs for a year will do press releases/write ups/ previews
(black) vintage 1970's wooden bar w/ leather trimming + italian leather couch matching +a virus TI synthesizer+random Atari 2600 games 50+
10 complimentaring acupuncture sessions in Austin, TX
cantonese speaking lessons for 2 hrs once a week for a month. Yummy chinese food included
a tour of the United Nations from a current staff member + a weekend in a 2-bedroom townhouse in the east village + greek or arabic language classes (10 classes) + accomodation in Athens or Beirut for 2 nights
financial investment advice
a date with my friend who looks like Keira Knightley a merger model
I will write 1000 lines of good latin hexameter on a subject of your choise and hand-bind it into a book
5 italian homecooked meals for up to 4 people (3 courses) whenever you want
2 bottles of scotch and a pack of Marlboro's
a year's worth (up to 10) different guided tours of NYC from a licensed (and employed) NYC tour guide - for up to 6 people_ tours can include underground (illegal) areas, bike tours through Central Park, or walking tours of Hell's Kitchen, Harlem, the LES, etc. GUARANTEED to be cool and interesting
career guidance or - jetski tour on the Hudson or - internship at internet start up
A weekend in Bermuda for 1 including transport, meals, personal tour, basic accomodations and airfare for 1
Series of 5 one hour long ice skating lessons. (I have passed highest level US figure skating assoc. tests).
Dinner in NYC & Blackberry Curve & Sega Genesis w/games! & Used laptop (PC) & VM Ware (Mac-Pc) & PR Services (one week social media)
I will wear anything you like and walk from 69th to W4th through Central Park
6 nights accomodation in a London hotel (I work for the group that has St.Martin's Lane and Sanderson)
I will cook a homemade Sicilian feast for 12 honored guests at my Bushwick loft (5 courses)
2 weeks in a 6 acre/ 4 bedroom farm house in the Catskills with a pool & 1 article in the Huffington Post or Vogue Italia
5 days on my couch in my apartment in the center of Rome
free advice on any topic 24 hours a day for 3 weeks
The sharing of 500 pencils
40 hours / weekend of servitude. I am servant extraordinaire
A real child's skeleton in slightly less than perfect condition (no skull)
I'll traverse the Brooklyn and Golden Gate Bridges wearing a cape bearing your name , likeness, message of your choice (photo/video evidence as desired)
August 2011 - week in the berkshires for 2 (+) tix to Yo Yo Ma at Tanglewood; Dinner at the best restaurant "old in the green"; new marlborough - extra comfortable lodging

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