Barter History

-1 space cakes and a batch of space cookies
-i'll show you how to make a rose out of toilet paper
-Free guitars, songwriting, digitals recording/mixing lessons for 6 months
-a place to stay in london and use of my studio and a new tall friend
-I will make recreations: interpretations of your work in form of drawing, photo, mixed media, wheat paste in all around town, in all NY boroughs, then some
-I will make you dinner so luxurious that you can photograph yourself like fat person featured in picture
-video project shot on Canon 5D about you or whatever
-1 sushi-making class and full sushi dinner course for 2
-I'll teach you Mexican and French slang like nobody else
-I can make prank calls and guarantee it
-a big piece of cheese