Previous Next


Untitled [Gein, Greenberg, Laocoön]

collage, 2010

14 x 21 inches

Winning Bid

No exchange made

Barter History

-A Sadean getaway
-I will cater your next dinner party of up to 25 or be your slave for a week
-I will mail you a self portrait once a day for a week. (i am not an artist)
-A puppy, a dinner party, a columbia and yale thesis in history of arts
Italian language or italian cooking lessons (x10) in ny italian homecooked lunch or dinner for a month once a week
-A pigeon in a decadent home made cage
-I am an Art Director/Designer. Look at my website and pick a service or I make bespoke lamps. At the moment I have a really lovely set made from Vintage tin cranes… email me for a picture… web:
-10 latin elegies on a subject of your choice
-4 nights + 5 days at a lakeside home in Maine for yourself + 2 another persons. Food included, sailboat, waterskis, camping + beautiful views. Spacious studio, Hammolks. Great town nearby
-To curate a show of your work in London in 2011/2012
-1 week in a 6 acre/ 4 bedroom farm house in the Catskills with a pool & 1 article in the Huffington Post or Vogue Italia
-I will ghost tweet 4 u -or- curtis jeve sculptures
-1.) workout at the Trump International Towers and hotel gym. use all their amenities--sauna, showers, bathrobes, slippers. For a week. or 2.) Expert retoucher--Photoshop whatever work you want. Can turn a turd into angelina jolie. or 3.) Give you a free bridal gown or dress of your choice from a top bridal manufacturing company. check out