Barter History

-12 Tarot readings for 1 year (you could offer some of the readings to your friends)
-2 weeks living on a barge in Little Venice
-A canape party for 100 people
-A weeks accomodation in Beijing - 798 Art District, Great Wall... dumplings
-An extended stay at my house - alarge artist terrace in Sydney Australia.
-My collection of vintage jewellry
-5 christmas tree decorations
-A bespoke portrait in oil up to 5x5 foot
-An experienced chef (chef to the Russian Mafia!), not joking, I spent a Summer cheffing on a yacht for Mr.Black! I am offering lessons in how to cook; intensive classes on buying, preparing and cooking for a large dinner party if you like or else weekend lessons for a month. It's totally up to you, I'm flexible.
-Don Letts to DJ for your party
-A long weekend in our tiny hamlet on the South Coast of France (pic attached- ask if your interested)
-A week in a gorgeous compact & modern flat with mega sea views, privately owned, we can agree a date (it's my parents holiday place). Hope Cove, Devon.