Barter History

-Free guitars, songwriting, digitals recording/mixing lessons for 6 months
-come to my closet and choose 7 articles of clothing to keep trade for my art lizmarkus.com
-article in blend.nl magazine
-acrylic painting inspired by cassiopia constellation (postcard size)
-a conversation by the sea on subject of your choice
-I will make you a tombstone
-Rent my fun friend Annie for a fun Sunday for Brunch/Movie/outdoor fun (depends on weather)
-a year's worth (up to 6) different guided tours of NYC from a licensed (and employed) NYC tour guide - for up to 6 people_ tours can include underground (illegal) areas, bike tours through Central Park, or walking tours of Hell's Kitchen, Harlem, the LES, etc. GUARANTEED to be cool and interesting
-Bacon-infused Bourbon
-you will be invited to my next birthday party "be the guest performer where you will give speech on your bio"
-I'll be your intern for 4 months
-Chatter Dinner & Chatter Track - Designed, cooked and remixed for you by the music duo/installation artists The Little Chatterboxes of Bingen, a diner/lecture/installation will be created in yoir kitchen. All prep will be done off site and all clean up will be done on site. This theatrical culinary experience includes: (a)A three course homemade dinner that is designed to fit your taste and cooked in your home. (b)A semi non-fictional lecture demonstration on the history and related culture of your dishes. (c)A remixed recording of the evening's experience that the Chatterboxes will transform into a music single just for you. This way you can eat your cake and listen to it too.
-I offer you hope for a better tomorrow as many Bloody Mary's as you like
-A weekend at the new Chicago Inn. Longman & Eagle a free dinner at the Michelin rated restaurant
-A copy of The Gentlemen of Bacongo book & a copy of The Clash Book signed personally to you by all living members of the band (the huge pink book that came out last year)