Barter History

-An old working pc
-An nespresso coffee machine and 100 capsules
-Large high quality print nude female submerged in water
-A special italian dinner (hand cooked by an italian girl)
-"Le Corbusier" biography- rare edition
-Artwork trade or 4 hour swedish deep tissue massage
-6 1/2 "goodie bags"
-Best 20 hour mix of music you'll ever hear
-6 nights accomodation in London Hotel
-Small portrait of you or your person of choice in acrylic
-10/ 15 days (in summer), for 4 years, in my holiday apartment in Sardinia, beautiful island of Italy / to work with you for 5 months as intern from now (your choice)
-100 hours of reading of Borges
-2 weeks use of Soho loft, 2.500 sq ft ( Mercer between Prince+Spring) during summer months. Cheers
-30 German lessons
-Brand new wakeboard
-1 week in a 6 acre/ 4 bedroom farm house in the Catskills with a pool & 1 article in the Huffington Post or Vogue Italia
-3 months of basic primary care healthcare from a board or doctor
-I will recite "Le loup et L'agneau" of La Fontaine any time you want for 6 months
-A puppy, a dinner party and a Columbia and Yale thesis in History of Art
-One year Paris Review subscription. Paris Review tote, plus 3 hours photo session with professional photos at your studio
-I will ghost tweet 4 u -or- curtis jeve sculptures
-1.) workout at the Trump International Towers and hotel gym. use all their amenities--sauna, showers, bathrobes, slippers. For a week. or 2.) Expert retoucher--Photoshop whatever work you want. Can turn a turd into angelina jolie. or 3.) Give you a free bridal gown or dress of your choice from a top bridal manufacturing company. check out www.moonlightbridal.com.